{"id":5696,"date":"2021-08-14T22:11:30","date_gmt":"2021-08-14T22:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/?p=5696"},"modified":"2021-08-14T22:11:30","modified_gmt":"2021-08-14T22:11:30","slug":"telepathics-should-fix-their-lifes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/?p=5696","title":{"rendered":"telepathics should fix their lifes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>according to the last 6 years of my life telepaths have been trying to make me get rid of telepathy by making it horrible to get by because the game is so hard they cant use it on eachother anymore and halgol and resperidone dont seem to help with the problem. hopefully someone can come up with a chemical labotomy for them and put it in the toothpaste. maybe pinal gland needs to be calcified harder and ive herd of some people sniffing toothpaste before to try it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>according to the last 6 years of my life telepaths have been trying to make me get rid of telepathy by making it horrible to get by because the game is so hard they cant use it on eachother anymore and halgol and resperidone dont seem to help with the problem. hopefully someone can come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5697,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5696\/revisions\/5697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/netpipe.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}